Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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