they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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