i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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