I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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