no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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