We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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