I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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