so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
its liver damage thursday
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