I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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