im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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