i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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