I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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