walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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