me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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