i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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