Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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