I bet he comes in French.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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