FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just cut my nipple shaving
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
