Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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