butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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