The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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