Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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