So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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