you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
