i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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