Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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