last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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