Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i love accidental penises.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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