you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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