Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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