Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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