I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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