Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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