Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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