i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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