dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
