remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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