remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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