First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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