Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
