If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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