you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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