so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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