My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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