couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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