So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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