Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
