youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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