Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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