let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if only i could text you this smell
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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