i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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