But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize