And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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