Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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