'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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